its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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