How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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