whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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