girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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