I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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