YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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