"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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