I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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