I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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