I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
