That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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