are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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