ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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