just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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