Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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