PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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