Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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