Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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