Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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