let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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