At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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