I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My feet surprised me
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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