I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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