the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
