I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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