Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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