Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Panties = found
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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