their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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