Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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