Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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