Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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