She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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