your thong is hanging out like whoa
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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