His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My ass is underappreciated
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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