The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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