but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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