I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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