No subtext here. People are naked.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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