I don't think brook has ever known best
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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