Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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