Say something about gay babies.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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