I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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