If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Can I color on your dick again?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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