just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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