didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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