My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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