Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
COCAINE IS GR8
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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