We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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