through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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