So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Pooping to opera.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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