i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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