I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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