fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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